Having travelled far and wide across the Empire and Bretonnia, I studied and coached several Bretonnian teams (none of which need to be mentioned but you can be assured I actually did).

You may remember me from such parchments as, Bretonnian Blood Bowl and other Fads, You Can’t Spell Peasants without ‘Ants’, and Class: Why Blood Bowl Needs It and So Do You. I like to equate Imperial Nobility teams with the intricate flavors of the various wines of Bordeleaux, while other teams are more akin to the squig sweat called Bloodweiser.įor those who aren’t as well-versed in famous connoisseurs of the world and to give you little provenance of my bona fides, I am Baron Rhouven von Wurzheim. And if you have good taste, you are already head and shoulders above the rest. If that’s the case, you have good taste, my friend. From Orcs to Dwarves, Elves to Chaos, and other unwashed and uncivilized races, it is vital that we, as nobles, lend our greatness to help elevate the sport to a more prestigious setting.Ĭhances are, you may be reading this because you want to start your own Imperial Nobility team. It has recently become fashionable amongst the young nobility in all the important circles to participate in the brutally beautiful game – Blood Bowl. Oh, my word, I’ve already said that before, haven’t I? Nathan, why didn’t you stop me? What do you mean I didn’t say, “pause?” My name is Baron Rhouven von Wurzenheim, and if you’re reading this, chances are you are one of us. But I guess that was a little too much for you, Nathan? Very well, let’s begin anew, but this time, you will stop writing when I say the word, “pause.” I told you to begin writing when I said the word, “begin”, and to end writing when I paused.

I’d spell it out for you but then I’d be doing your work for you and how would that look to everyone? Wait, are you writing down everything I’m saying right now? Nathan, you’re a simpleton. My name is Baron Rhouven von Wurzenheim, and if you’re reading this, chances are you are like us that is to say, you are cultured, refined, and, of course, debonair.

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